Karma - his or mine?

One stands of the modern age

If you think real single girls are innocent and sweet and never kiss on the first date then, you probably cannot handle what I have to say next, so have a quick look at my regular life events blog, while I complete this story.

During the Chinese New Year holiday I was out with a few girls as you already know and we met a few nice boys. You know how the story goes, boy gets closer, girl plays hard to get, boy gets even closer, girl acts all coy, boy gets REALLY close, girl gives in.  First however there was a small conversation along this lines of this:

Me: 'Do you have a GF back home?'


Him: 'No, well, not really....'


Me: (Hmmmmm, yeah right)


Him: 'I'm just here to have fun, advance my career, blah, blah, blah...'


Me (Almost convinced) 'Well ok, so I'm going to go home in a minute..'


Him: 'Yeah, me too'


Me: ' So if you don't have a GF, you can come'


Him: 'I don't have a GF but I just want to have fun, you know'


Me: 'Uh, yeah (thinking: hurry up, I haven't had action in a LONG time, get a move on)


Him: 'So that's ok?'


Me: (Hurry Up!!!) 'Uh, yeah, no problem....why are you so worried about it?'


Him: 'Well, I have had problems before with girls who say that, but they don't mean it and it ends badly'


Me: (For god sake, get over yourself, this is a total one night stand, I just need some action!!) 'Um, I am sure we have absolutey no problem there!'

Exit RSG and her one night stand (who at the point is one of the best kissers I have ever kissed in my life), who I am thinking is totally going to be a heavenly treat that I so am looking forward too.

Enter KARMA (Numero uno!)

We get home, he admires my house, the size, decor etc, he once again reminds me it is just fun, blah, blah, blah, we start to get down to business.  

To cut a long story (or short story as it turns out), short and to miss out all the minute details, he turns out to be an experience that brings to mind behind the Square with my 'boyfriend' after school in 4th form.

No form, no awareness of the other person - a total 14 year old.  No skills, nada, nothing!!

Now I wish that I was just a girl who got jipped and was just taking her revenge on a guy, OH how I wish that was the truth! How can a 26 year old guy, who by the sounds of it has had some other dalliances both here and abroad, have absolutely no idea.

To top it off before we even got to the really good stuff, you'll never guess what he said!!!

Him: 'I've never done this before...'


Me 'WHAT!!!!!!'


Him 'Oh, I mean not in HK, I've only kissed girls here'


Me: 'And.....'


Him: 'Well, I'm not going to do any more, I feel bad'


Me: 'So you do have a GF!?'


Him 'No, I just feel like I am cheating on a girl I like'


Me: (So, why did you come home with me then?? Waste of time!) 'So kissing not cheating, right ok...no problem, so you can go then.'


Him: 'What? I can't stay'


Me: 'Well, no, not really, you only wanted fun, it didn't really happen, so what's the point in you staying?'

And with that I showed him the door!

Now I am NOT a person who randomly brings guys back a lot, as I mentioned it has been awhile, and I am a nice person to guys, however when a guy talks himself up and states he just wants to 'have fun', I think that I had every right after what happened to kick him out! I mean COME ON!!!!!

Anyway so moving on to KARMA NUMBER 2

So at some point during this kick out conversation he asks me what I will do if I see him again:

Me: 'Um, I think that is NO problem' (really???Just get out of here!!!!)

Him: 'Well, if you do, you know, we could just say 'hi' and then that's it'

Me: (YOu have to be kidding me!!) 'Uh, no, I won't be saying anything, why do you care?'

Him: 'Well, you know I don't want you coming up and you know if I am with another girl saying anything, she (the girl he likes) might be coming over soon.'

Me: 'Look, seriously, I think that we have no issue, if I see you, I will not be saying anything! (Walk right past or turn the other way might be a better phrase!)

Him: 'Well, you never know"

Me: 'Oh, I know' (Now get your shoes on and get OUT of here!)

So Friday night I decided to do something a bit different, I attended a New Zealand Society event - drink at Solaas Bar.  It was lovely, met new people, most of them older but was great to hang out with some fellow NZers.

We ended up heading out for another drink with an interesting character as it was still early.  Bumping into a few friends along the way, we finally made it to the bar of choice where a Philippino Band was playing right in the back of a bar, in a back room.  I had no idea that this part of the bar even existed.  We were listening to the band, resting with our Coronas on the bar (which was the only way to the bathrooms) when who loomed in front of me than Mr 14 year old on his way to use the restrooms!!!!

REALLY?.......I mean REALLY??????

Of course, I did what any RSG would do - I ducked and pretended to look in my bag for something. Obscenities came flooding out my mouth while my friends looked on bewildered.  I quickly filled them in just as he emerged...BUSTED!!!! I did the dig in the bag trick again, saw him standing behind my friend -'Shit! I will have to face the music...' Go to stand up and he is gone!

WHEW!!!!!

After establishing his whereabout - MIA - and after finishing our beers, we made a quick exit for an early night.

TYPICAL - he is in the front bar, directly on our path out of there.  I meekly hide behind my friend.

Question - A too small Hong Kong or KARMA (on my part or his?)

Lessons learned - 

1. Don't trust a Dutch man you meet at Duskies at 2am to deliver fun, it leaves you still craving action (or puts you off for life or gives you flash backs to the late 90's!) 
2. Boys - Don't talk the talk, unless you really can walk the walk!
3. AMAZING kissing does not a good action deliverer make!!!

How will we ever learn?

Love RSG xo